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Audi Demotivational Poster

SAUDI ARABIA - now allowing women to drive

TAGS: arab muslim saudi
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

ughomer - January 8, 2013, 12:23 pm
caveman - January 7, 2013, 2:41 am
I lol'd
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 9:11 pm
What? It's funny.



TAGS: rock forever fossil audio cassette
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:11 pm
YAH, See Soul Music by Terry Pratchet, THE BEAT GO'S ON.

YOUR GUITAR HERO ACCOMPLISHMENTS - I don't think he's very impressed by them.

TAGS: jean baudin guitar hero unimpressed
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2012, 10:12 pm
I can tell by looking at that instrument: it's not very versatile. Everything will come out sounding like boring jazz.

AUDIE MURPHY. - Behold the real Rambo, John Mcclane, and Solid Snake! Not what you expected? The Nazies didn't expect it either.

TAGS: audie murphy real rambo nazies
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:49 pm
A real life Greek tragedy.
Reality Lord - January 30, 2013, 4:38 pm

sad ending to a real life hero

HELL AND BACK - Most decorated soldier in WWII. Kinda gives new meaning to "Murphy's Law".

TAGS: audie murphy
Rating: 4.76/5

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smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:55 pm
his plane crashes, the Army works desperately hard over the next few decades to keep turning a p*** drunk into a legend by creating a special club for leaders to "get into" called the Sgt Audie Murphy Club.
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 10:53 pm
And there we have Murphy's Law. It works both ways.
smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:51 pm
the Army, desperate for a living hero,"spins"the story, he gets parades, gets promoted ridiculously fast, goes on an alcohol spree for a few more years, touches some little boys, flies to NY to face the preliminary federal hearings,
smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
Take an emo(according to his platoon sgt) private, have him disobey orders to retreat, he gets lucky that the burning tank he jumps on doesn't explode, he kills less than 30 germans in a group of 350+, (that's terrible when using a machine gun)
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 7:10 pm
Audie Murphy
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:01 pm
who is it
Iconoclast - March 5, 2011, 3:03 pm
A good old TEXAS boy.


TAGS: santa odin arctic blackice audi
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 30, 2014, 6:49 pm

I love this!~


TAGS: neener can t pee without audience
Rating: 4.74/5

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GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 8:51 pm
LOL!! 5L


TAGS: obama bowing saudi king
Rating: 3.27/5

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Sean - April 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
I appreciate your point, jake. Unless your #1 is on Canadian soil, he outta re-think the bowing thing. Bye.
jake - April 8, 2009, 5:01 pm
Sean- holding hands is a sign of friendship in the Middle East. Bowing down and bending you knee is a sign of submission... This is something the President of the United States should NEVER do. He is representing ALL of us!
Sean - April 5, 2009, 5:01 pm
Yer right, he should just stroll around the White House grounds holding hands with the dude, like Bush would.
Anonymous2 - April 5, 2009, 4:05 pm
We fought a war roughly 232 years ago so that we didn't have to bow to these kind of jerks. Obama's set us back.


TAGS: caudipteryx dinosaur
Rating: 2.65/5

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SerpentMaster - April 18, 2010, 9:53 pm
well good enough for me. Well done
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 6:08 pm
Well said, matt28... it flows well on the line. Reads well.
matt28 - April 18, 2010, 6:06 pm
Nothing in particular... it just sounds better than Heaven or Purgatory or Valhalla.
SerpentMaster - April 18, 2010, 2:54 am
what makes you think this creature wnt too Hell?

unheard sentences -

Increased Womens Rights -

TAGS: saudia arabia allowing women drive
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Ism

spacedog - July 15, 2013, 11:41 am
HA! Cars in America are such wh0re5, showing off there tail lights in public.
ughomer - July 15, 2013, 4:33 am
Funny, funny theme (ISM News Channel). 5L.
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 10:52 pm
I KNEW that was the Ism news crew!
Reality Lord - July 14, 2013, 10:50 pm


IF THE WORLD'S A STAGE, - then we are the actors, God is the director, angels are the stage hands, the Devil's the critic.... But who is the audience?

TAGS: world stage actors audience
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - June 2, 2012, 4:39 pm
Then the poster is answered. Move along now, nothing more to see here, I guess.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:30 am
I always thought the “actors” were partly the audience, because it’s always funnier when it happens to somebody else. LOL

Rich Bastard -

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE - Dwight, Richard, Gerald, and George finally arrive for the audition.

TAGS: turtles lions vote character audition melvin scram motifake cartoon
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:03 pm
I like the obvious paint edit
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 7:54 pm
Lions are better... I'm not exactly sure, but I think 3.2 Turtles is equal to one Lion... depending on the strength of the Yen.
Sean - April 2, 2009, 7:27 pm
d***! Those were my boys. We were going to clean house. * blows nose * (5)


TAGS: full volume caffienated audio getcha pull
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nerevski - July 12, 2016, 7:58 pm
Thank you Silverheart! I wasn't around when Hendrix was breaking rules, but Ilived when Dime was around.
Silverheart - July 8, 2016, 7:53 pm

I'm so glad they evolved into the awesome thrash / hardcore metal band they did.
CloudchaserS - July 8, 2016, 10:23 am
I was surprised to find that Pantera started out as a hair band
CloudchaserS - July 7, 2016, 4:21 am
Remember that "happy jack" hummer commercial? I once got that stuck in my head and got rid of it by blasting Stryper's To Hell With The Devil
Silverheart - July 6, 2016, 7:31 pm

Me at 4am, doing the long blinks and head nods. A little Far Beyond Driven with a Great Southern Trendkill chaser, did the trick.
mizzdizz - July 6, 2016, 1:12 pm
Yup! These guys at volume 11 will do the trick! chuckle, chuckle ^!

Grand Nagus Zek -

TAGS: ds9 ferengi tympanic eardrum audiology
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hermia

Hermia - February 15, 2017, 12:17 pm
Ferengi have huge ears, and perhaps their tympanic membranes (ear drums)are also large, so an ear infection could be fatal.
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2017, 3:39 am
What word didn't you understand? How else would Quark ascend to the position?
Reality Lord - February 14, 2017, 4:09 pm


Rest Rooms -

TAGS: saudi arabia toilets gender
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2015, 12:23 pm
Aha, I see what you did there.